As I sit gazing at my computer screen there are so many thoughts floating in my mind at the same time..
Let me see if I could offer you a sneak peek into my genius mind..
1. What color shirt should I Buy?
2. I need to look for more colors( My wardrobe lacks color just blacks and whites)
3. Need to watch a movie with "N"
4. "Dil Bole Hadippa" would be a Flop (This is what I think please do go and watch it as I am not psychic and cannot predict future)
5. Thinking about trip to Agra (Will post about it later)
6. Taj Mahal was awesome
7. Wish I could eat those kulfi's I had at Agra (They were the best I ever had)
8. Oh Yeah it's Friday (So two days off..)
9. Wish I had loads of Money to buy me a car :-(
10. Can't come up with any new ideas for my blog
11. How can people write so creatively?
12. I think I should quit smoking altogether(Mind You I was successful with the alcohol)
13. What should I buy For G's brother wedding?
14. What did I give "N" as a B'day gift this Year?
15. Wish somebody could gift me an I-phone
16. Will India be the no 1 cricket team? (I am confident they have the potential)
17. It's been a long time I played cricket.
18. Eagerly waiting to upload the pictures of Agra Trip
19. Need to download some new songs
20. Maybe I should cook something over the weekend (Yes I can cook and cook better than many of the ladies I know..sorry..no offence meant)
While penning down my random thoughts I was struck by little wisdom and thought I should share it. Afterall it's my blog and my space so why shouldn’t I be the one who decides things.
Wise men say "It’s easy to lie" but is it really true..Don’t think so..
To be honest telling a lie is as complicated as telling the truth. The moment someone asks you a question for example there are so many permutations and combinations that go into framing an answer. You dont' think so..ok here is an example.
Boss: Why where you late today?
Me: Oh Boss!! sorry about it but I had to go to the hospital?
May sound as a simple answer but in reality you would have thought of so many things before letting out the answer.
Why am I Late?
Flat Tires No..that is such a primitive excuse..come on D..you are more creative than this..
Traffic Jam..what if he used the same route to reach office..No way..
Hospital yes that’s it…OK I had to go to the hospital..
Which Hospital did I go to?
Has to be close to my house cant name one which is located far..
Testing my geographical knowledge..1.2..3..yes that's it..xxx hospital
What Happened?
Oh what I am suffering from..Maybe cold..No..he would know am lying I don’t have running nose or heavy voice..
How about Headache..who goes to hospital for headache..Stomach ache maybe..But I do not want to miss out on the lunch they are serving..was planning to take an extra helping..I am so hungry
Oh yes..I had get myself checked for Swine Flu..have been feeling weak since past few ays..Wow am genius..No but what if he asks for the reports..ok..I need to think fast fast..yes
One of my relatives wasn't well..of course he is not going to ask you for a prescription in that case..Ok who should he be..some uncle..(Does it really matter at that point of time?)
Ok now that you have done the mis-en-palce for the answer lets concentrate on looks..I have to look sad..as though I have been starving..and not slept for God knows how long.
Now did it work?
Boss: Oh I am sorry. Hope he is fine. Just let me know if you need any help.
Me: Sure Boss!! Thanks a lot!!
My Genius Mind: D! You are genius boy. You should have been an actor. Guess only if you had the looks and physique.
Three Cheers to this thing called mind..(Hip Hip Hurray!)
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